Anonymous asked:

If your dick could take a magical adventure somwhere, where would it go? and what would it do?

Probably back to 1066. We’d ride on beasts made of foreskin until I face king Harold where I cum in his eye and cause him to fall off his horse, impaling his crotch on caltrops where he bleeds to death slowly. Then I’d come back to England 2013, in my room, my mother walking in with a tray of cakes and buns. She asks “Elliot, where have you been?” and I just wipe my cum stained sheets with some Bayeux tapestry and say “nowhere mother.” and the camera zooms in on my face really fast and I do a cheeky wink.

Anonymous asked:

describe the girl you're now seeing. what kinks is she into?

She’s into really rough stuff and loves giving head. I’ve never had anyone like that but it’s pretty great. Loads of s&m stuff, whips/choking etc

Anonymous asked:

describe the best sex you've ever had, in detail

I tied her hands behind her back and pretty much face-fucked her, lots of slapping and spitting. Then we boned doggy style and I whipped her during. Ended it with her swallowing. That was probably the most memorable sex.

Anonymous asked:

No disrespect intended, but how many guys have you had sex with because of this site? I ask because of the vids for sale, and would suspect you would service in other ways if the proper opportunity arose.

None actually, but there was a time I would have done that kind of thing for money.