I get a lot of messages saying “post more”. I’m doing my final year at university and I only usually come on Tumblr for porn gifs. When I post a pic it’s just because I felt like it. I know I’ve got a huge fanbase but I don’t think I’m obliged to post anything just because people want me to. I’ll post in my own time! I haven’t quit the blog and probably never will, but right now there’s bigger things on my plate than showing people how I have a super stretchy foreskin!

Anonymous asked:

How did u fined Ur current partner, like through here or,,, and what dies she think about your tumblr

*wipes vomit from beard after reading so many mistakes*

I met her in a bar, she’d heard of my blog but didn’t know it was me until I told her. She thinks it’s pretty hilarious.

Anonymous asked:

Can I just come over and get hella faded with you? I'm lonely and I need a friend. My boyfriend just broke up with me because of my weed habits. It's not cool. But I'm bored, and I live in your area.

Send this off anon! I have no idea who people are when they ask to hang out and they never reply 😅

Anonymous asked:

hey so i know you like putting stuff in your foreskin, have you ever tried... putting your foreskin in your dick? like putting it inside the urethra? i've never seen a pic of this and im just curious

I think that’d be impossible given the size of the hole and the amount of the skin

Anonymous asked:

have you had a good year?

It’s been fucking crap really. Last year I dropped out of uni and was unemployed for ages. I’m a multimedia designer but you need a degree for a job like that so naturally I was fucked. A few months in I ended up working for ASOS. They treat you like shit and throw warnings at you for being literally one second too late. Three of these and you’re fired, so I quit after 13 weeks. Then I was unemployed for another couple of months then decided to try and finish university and get my degree, but that’s going pretty shit too. I did meet a really nice girl and I’m with her now, but that’s the only good thing that’s happened this year. Overall, fucking shit, but with a nice ending. Thanks for asking.

Gender Stereotypes and Sexism in Modern Videogame Culture

For my university dissertation I’ll be writing a report on gender roles and sexism in modern videogame culture. I might be putting a survey up here soon, so I’m just putting a sort of ‘warning’ here before people send me stupid messages like “post more dick stuff lol” there’s an archive accessible in the top left where you can view everything I’ve ever done, if you’re that desperate to see me doing my thing. And if you’re not one of those people, please check my blog soon and have a quick go at the survey.

It’ll be questions like “do you think female armour should be the same as male armour” and “would you like to see different male or female body types in video games” etc etc. I know there’s lots of angry feminists who follow this blog so it’ll be awesome and helpful to have your opinions. Thanks.