I’m not sure what you class school as but in the UK that’s for children and I’m definitely not a child!
I really like anal and only really bother watching that, or really good blowjob ones. There’s this pornstar with the terrible name ‘hotkinkyjo’ but she’s proper talented with buttstuff, I’m into stuff like that but a little less extreme maybe.
I’m not really sure what sizes apricots go to but it was certainly an apricot.
It has nothing to say as a response, save for a mindless glare into your soul.
Oh I know you will!
I couldn’t give a fuck what people think. I own a dick blog where I put stuff in my foreskin. What people think of me is the least of my concerns.
Maybe that’s your preference but loads of people have said they like the pubes.
Tumblr user SANTIBRONZE, where have you gone? I’ve tried looking for your blog and even tried screaming your name off a mountain but I can’t find you. Come back to me my love.
I get a lot of messages saying “post more”. I’m doing my final year at university and I only usually come on Tumblr for porn gifs. When I post a pic it’s just because I felt like it. I know I’ve got a huge fanbase but I don’t think I’m obliged to post anything just because people want me to. I’ll post in my own time! I haven’t quit the blog and probably never will, but right now there’s bigger things on my plate than showing people how I have a super stretchy foreskin!
*wipes vomit from beard after reading so many mistakes*
I met her in a bar, she’d heard of my blog but didn’t know it was me until I told her. She thinks it’s pretty hilarious.
A wank while crying in the shower.