Go leave some hateful comments in this judgemental piece of shit article. I’m arguing in the comments but there seems to be more idiots than nice people. Some people even think it’s satirical, in which case it’s unfunny and still a piece of shit.

Update: I’m not defending these tattoos, I personally think they suck, it’s the overall negativity towards the people themselves.

Anonymous asked:

the thing that gets me about 1man1jar (not cup, i'm not familiar with that one) is like, why did he keep the camera running and just calmly take the glass shards out instead of shrieking his way to the fucking emergency room? please forget photo duty and get prompt medical attention if you ever accidentally create a fountain of blood when stuffing your foreskin.

Yeah I’ve seen that one. Loads of people are too ashamed with anal injuries so they just don’t try and get help. That guy who got fucked by the horse died because he was a respected business man or something. And I suppose the jar guy is internet famous now, maybe it was all worth it for him? Disturbing to think about.

Anonymous asked:

what's the longest you've ever fucked a girl up the ass for? do they like being stretched out?

I was drunk last time and it lasted ages, we had a laugh about it because I really stretched her out and she hadn’t ever been that wide before.

Anonymous asked:

How long do you last during sex?

I last too long sometimes, I’m not as sensitive as most people I know so I can go for over an hour. Usually it’s anywhere from ten minutes to half an hour though, but I don’t always stop after I cum, I just try and carry on until I feel like passing out.