Anonymous asked:

you should take a picture with a ruler or something so everyone can see the size and the haters can keep hating and get a little more jealous

I would but I don’t have a ruler or measuring tape and if I went out and bought them I would be stood in the queue wondering what the fuck I was doing with my life.

For everyone who skipped sex education classes to smoke weed and talk about swag, here’s a good page comparing soft/erect stages of penises. Sad I have to educate people like this, but if anons are going to say I’m lying about my dick size, check this out and look at this page of boner pics here. If you’re still not convinced, boo hoo.

Anonymous asked:

You could not get more up yourself. Clearly bullied at school. 7 or 8 erect is the most obvious barefaced lie too, get a grip we can all see your cock!

Sending pointless messages on anon, you were probably bullied yourself.

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Anonymous asked:

You do realise that 33EE isn't a real bra size, right? They go up in even numbers ... So she didn't want you to go for a curry and you broke up with her? Seems a bit extreme, unless of course she was a massive bitch!

Must have been either a 32 or 34 then. And girls I’ve been with in the past have always acted like they’re cool with me doing things then later on get mad at me for it, just got really fucking sick of it.

Anonymous asked:

I've been wanting to try anal with my boyfriend but he's pretty big and I'm a little bit teenie tiny majorly afraid. Any tips?

Just lube up and start stretching with your/his fingers until you’re relaxed and loose enough to take it. Doggy style is a good position for beginners I find. Try not to tense up too, it’s natural to clench when anything goes in there, but it’ll hurt if you do that. Stay relaxed and lubed up and take your time.

Anonymous asked:

Damn, any tips on getting a girl to cum from anal?

You gotta go at it from the right angle. You should be trying to push up so you’re pushing the wall of her pussy upwards, but from inside her butt. It depends how many nerve endings she has too, and if she’s into it, obviously.

Anonymous asked:

Are there any type of girls your particularly fond of?

I don’t usually go for a type but if I had to pick I’d say long hair, tattoos, and quite small. I’m 6”6’ so most girls are quite small to me anyway.