Anonymous asked:

You could not get more up yourself. Clearly bullied at school. 7 or 8 erect is the most obvious barefaced lie too, get a grip we can all see your cock!

Sending pointless messages on anon, you were probably bullied yourself.

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Anonymous asked:

You do realise that 33EE isn't a real bra size, right? They go up in even numbers ... So she didn't want you to go for a curry and you broke up with her? Seems a bit extreme, unless of course she was a massive bitch!

Must have been either a 32 or 34 then. And girls I’ve been with in the past have always acted like they’re cool with me doing things then later on get mad at me for it, just got really fucking sick of it.

Anonymous asked:

I've been wanting to try anal with my boyfriend but he's pretty big and I'm a little bit teenie tiny majorly afraid. Any tips?

Just lube up and start stretching with your/his fingers until you’re relaxed and loose enough to take it. Doggy style is a good position for beginners I find. Try not to tense up too, it’s natural to clench when anything goes in there, but it’ll hurt if you do that. Stay relaxed and lubed up and take your time.

Anonymous asked:

Damn, any tips on getting a girl to cum from anal?

You gotta go at it from the right angle. You should be trying to push up so you’re pushing the wall of her pussy upwards, but from inside her butt. It depends how many nerve endings she has too, and if she’s into it, obviously.

Anonymous asked:

Are there any type of girls your particularly fond of?

I don’t usually go for a type but if I had to pick I’d say long hair, tattoos, and quite small. I’m 6”6’ so most girls are quite small to me anyway.

Anonymous asked:

What's the best and worst sex you've had?

I really don’t know the worst sex, it’s all been good. There was this one girl who didn’t really move or do anything, that sort of sucked, but it was still alright.

The best sex is the sex I’m having lately, I’m really into submission and so is she so we’re using whips and gags and stuff, it’s fucking great.